Political Humor - The Sotomayor Season of Silly Statements

May 27th, 2009 posted by admin

Political Humor - The Sotomayor Season of Silly Statements

A nomination to the Supreme Court of the United States is a rare and storied political spectacle punctuated by partisan bickering.  At least it is entertaining.

President Obama’s nomination Tuesday of Judge Sonya Sotomayor was released amid great fanfare from the left and reserved resistance from conservatives.   A graduate of Princeton University and Yale Law School, Judge Sotomayor’s record is cause for concern among conservatives.  Faced with giving a lifetime appointment to an unabashed liberal judicial activist, conservatives are measuring their prospects in the Senate to filibuster the nominee.    If the Maine ladies can be persuaded join the conservative cause, there would be a chance.  Perhaps Snowe and Collins may be looking for a chance to come back over to the Republican Party following their support of Obama’s Stimulus package.

Replacing Justice Souter with another lefty won’t change the Supreme Court, but it will extend the life of the current left-leaning portion of it.  In her mid-fifties, a Justice Sotomayor would be inflicting major damage upon the United States for the better part of 30 years.  Republicans will at least be doing their research while Democrats celebrate her nomination.

As Obama heads for Vegas to raise money for Lighthouse Harry Reid, Washington is left to analyze the Sotomayor nomination.  In doing so, the Washington establishment has already emitted some interesting descriptions of the nominee and the confirmation process.  The following are the top ten silly statements, as of day one of her nomination process.

10.  (Sotomayor would not be) “reflexively liberal” – Matt Lauer, NBC Today Show Host and Hair Implant Guru.  The terms ‘reflexive’ and ‘liberal’ are in fact redundant.  Liberalism is by nature reflexive, requiring no forethought or analysis prior to reaching a conclusion.  Liberalism only requires one to ‘feel’ and not to dispassionately research.   A liberal therefore just reacts to stimuli and is therefore ‘reflexive.’  In his attempt to appear intellectual, Lauer just embarrassed himself.

9.  “Appellate Courts are where policy is made” (Sotomayor Herself).   Acknowledging with a wink and a nod at a Duke University discussion, Sotomayor admitted that court-made policy in fact occurs at the Appellate level and above.  By defining legal parameters and meaning, Courts are then able to make laws where none were intended.  She has to be positively drooling at the prospect of having no one above her to reverse any lunatic liberal ideal that she might promote.   Joking that she was being recorded while making this statement indicates that she was unconcerned others knowing her activist vision.

8.  “You don’t want to be perceived as a bully” (GOP Chairman Michael Steele) referring to investigating the nominee’s history and temperament.  Respectfully, this is akin to a guppy bullying a shark.  Given the shortage of conservative Senators, the GOP has only one long shot to block this nominee – or to block any damaging legislation.  Unless completely united, Republicans can’t bully anyone.  Still, Democrats will position Republicans as the big mean kid on the playground.  

7.  “(Any delay in confirmation would) inhibit the Senate’s ability to focus on other important priorities like the economy, energy and health care” (Senator Diane Feinstein, D-CA).  Ruining the economy, auto manufacturing, dismantling US defense capabilities are all liberal priorities.  Feinstein doesn’t want to be detracted too much by a drawn out confirmation process.    She also needs time to prevent the solar energy industry from setting up shop in the Mojave Desert where the sun actually shines.

6.  “Activist judges have no place on the highest court of the land” (Senator Mark Pryor – D AR) – One has to double check the party affiliation of a US Senator making this statement.  However, as one of the surviving southern Democrat Senators, Pryor has to issue this statement for home consumption.  He quickly followed it up with the thought that he didn’t think Sotomayor fit the description of a judicial activist.  It is interesting that he would arrive at this conclusion prior to Senate hearings.

5.  “I applaud the nomination of Judge Sotomayor to the Supreme Court”  (Senator Arlen Specter D-PA) - Now that he is a Democrat, Specter won’t get nearly the press for disagreeing with Republicans.  Specter counted on a myriad of cameras and lights outside his office when he would poke a finger in the eye of conservatives.  Now that he has confirmed his leftist credentials, there was only one Harrisburg reporter there this morning with a notepad.   Specter will surely be disappointed that the press won’t be knocking on his door to watch him berate Republicans.

4.  “Our Democratic colleagues have often remarked that the Senate is not a ‘rubber stamp’” (Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell R-KY) in reference to Obama’s request for speedy confirmation.  In the best interests of the country, the longer this confirmation can be delayed, the better.  McConnell is correct in noting that the rubber stamp mentality is now firmly in the Democrats’ hands.  Leftists want this activist on the bench just as soon as possible to accelerate the process of ruining the country’s social and economic system.

3.  “(Sotomayor )is not unfamiliar to the United States Senate” – (White House Press Secretary Michael Gibbs)  Duh…Thinking himself a savvy politician, the White House Press Secretary pointed out that Sotomayor has received Senate confirmation to her current post on the US Court of Appeals (where Sotomayor points out that ‘policy is made’).   This is why Republicans should never make deals with Democrats.  Confirming Sotomayor earlier only weakens their hand in opposing her now.   The GOP can look for their past deals to come back to haunt them during confirmation.

2.  “A judge’s job is to interpret, not make law.  Yet these qualities alone are insufficient. We need something more.” (Obama, the Chosen One)  Of course Obama wants the Supreme Court to make His laws when Congress won’t.  Justifying federal take-over of Health Care, Auto Manufacturing and spending taxpayer funds to pay off ACORN and Unions that supported His election will require sanctioning from the nation’s highest court.   Sotomayor intends to make ‘policy’ – not law anyway.  Obama is content to believe that voters can’t tell the difference.

1.  “Personal experiences affect the facts that judges choose to see” (Sotomayor Herself).  Justifying selective recall and acknowledgement of law and facts frees the potential jurist from having to remember what the important facts are to each argument.   This seems to be the typical liberal position that truth is defined by the personal circumstances at that moment.  Personal experiences then justify any ruling as well as justify selective exclusion of any fact or important evidence.  

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